Yarrrrrrr, it be talk like a pirate day. I would be talkn' normal like, but me pirate roots won't let me be. So I be talkin' like this for the rest of the merry day. Yarr.

Just be warning ye that I'll be busy again this weekend and maybes the week ahead. Gots some CVs to hand in ya see. It be that or blow up some scurvy dogs with me cannon.

Also, what be with the hammering of bans these days? So many people I normally see every day on this here web thingy losing their accounts, yar. It be pissing me off. I thinks there be a traitor among ye. Makes me sick to me stomach. Can't keep the old rum down now, ya see? Making me angry too. I'm close to getting the plank out.

Arrrgh! Some scurvy dog be firin' at me ship now. Gots to go. Have a nice day matey, yarr!